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VAMPYROS LESBOS: 15 icons! [27 May 2006|03:21am]

[ mood | cheerful ]

[1] Comment please!
[2] Credit mrbnatural or iconzicons if taking!
[3] NO HOTLINKING! *cries* ;o;

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NSFW! Boobs behind the fake LJ-cut!

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[01 Sep 2005|10:01am]

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[27 Aug 2004|07:20am]

[ mood | pissed off ]

I wrote an entry in my journal about how easy it used to be to find potential friends and more-than friends on the interweb. The more I think about it, the more pissed I get. So I'm going to rant about it here.

Sure, 35 out of 40 would flat out ignore you, and even more would eventually fade into the black void of nothingness, but it didn't matter when you could just click on find-a-buddy and get something like 500 more people to bug.

Most of my current internet friends, I met in this way - the dial-a-random-number-in-the-phone-book-because-the-name-sounds-hot-or-cool method. But now they're dropping like flies: whether they lose net access, switch screennames without giving me the memo, go to college, or turn out to be manipulative bitches oblivious to such concepts as common human courtesy, I am in dire need of some new e-friends.

So I tried Yahoo, Aim, and even the unholy MSN. Turns out that while I was away (I had stored away enough e-friends for several winters), the member directories had become flooded with what amounted to spam profiles, advertising for porno sites.

I can understand it, I really can - the average male net user, plugging in his newfangled AOL to get his computer some of that "internet" stuff, would undoubtedly be pleased at the seemingly endless bounty of hot, horny, ready-to-go supermodels, with such names as "5HOTHRNYBICHX4U469."

And really, we've all fallen for it, one way or another. We all have clicked on a pop up, blinded by the false promises of meeting a pair of college coeds that has just sent us an IM with their names and addresses and favorite sexual positions. We have all clicked on a link, under the false impression that if we failed to do so, we would be missing out on live video chat with a real life female that would do whatever our dirty minds could come up with....and for some of us with overactive imaginations(The dreamers! Like me!), that's quite a claim indeed.

I understand it. But I don't have to like it. And I won't refrain from ripping out the throats of the porno execs that did this if I meet them on the street. For they have killed my dreams.

Now it seems that the only way to meet anyone is through a pay service, message boards, or community-style things like livejournal. Don't get me wrong, they all have their place, but none has the instant gratification of random IM'ing, the scratch ticket of the internet - one turns out to be a loser, no worries, go get another one, and hope renews itself. It was a glorious age for anti-social hermits like myself - friendships and relationships became commodities, easily had by anyone with a mouse and a shitty 56k connection on a 4 year old Compaq 486.

Oh no, none of that. Not today. Today, to even have a SHOT at friendship or relationships, you've got to go through the process of lurking, posting, courting, and rejection. It used to be we could go from step one to step four, and move on with our lives. No more! I am incensed that nobody else is as incensed as I am.

This is soothing, depressing, and off topic all at the same time. I'm sorry. Good night.

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[26 Aug 2004|06:57pm]

from dusk til porn, looks good from the trailer.
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Meh. [26 Aug 2004|06:57am]

[ mood | lonely ]

It is 7 am and I am posting on the internet with no sleep in at least 20 hours.

I joined, because Lesbian Vampires are super hot, and there's not enough porn featuring them on the internet. I would suggest the only way they could get better is if they were Lesbian Vampire Ninja-Pirate Zombie Schoolgirls.

Anyway, I like watching B movies and playing video games. I think sunlight is overrated. I'm geeky enough to be shunned by the "normies," but not enough to be nailing hot pink haired chicks at cons. I am the geek who walks...ALONE.

I'm bored. IM me or drop me an email. Or read my journal. Nobody else does!!!

To the poster ragging on "Cabin Fever," I would suggest you watch Night of the Zombies before you give away that "worst movie ever" award.

Night everyone. Or morning, as the case may be.

As a random footnote, does anyone know how to bind an IP address on your local network to a particular machine to keep it from "resetting"? Does anyone even know what I just said? :(

Sleep time.

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comic con [25 Jul 2004|06:08pm]

i met some interesting people maybe you have heard of themCollapse )
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Okay, So I might Make Some People Mad! [23 Jul 2004|01:04pm]

[ mood | cranky ]

Last week, I just watched the original Dawn of the Dead . . . you know the campy late 70's early 80's version.

Okay, yeah that movie was terrible! Which made me want to watch it more and make fun of it.

Now I know there's a cult following of the "Dead" movies. I own "Night of The Living Dead" and it was a great friggin movie for its time. But the whole shopping mall thing was ridiculous.

I did enjoy watching all the bikers getting disemboweled. But the Undead Hari Krishna guy was too much.

If you think I'm wrong, or agree, or whatever . . . feel free to comment and we can argue or trash it together.

But you have to admit, it was pretty bad . . .

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[13 Jul 2004|09:35am]

to sum up the latest fangoria, there is going to be a 4-disc version of the original dawn of the dead (includes 3 versions of the movie, audio commentaries, trailers, still and poster galleries, roy frumkes' "document of the dead" documentary, "the dead will walk documentry, and on set movies of the monroeville tour) available september 7th, theres also gonna be an army of darkness 4-part comic book book series entitled :army od darkness: ashes 2 ashes in which ash comes back from medieval time to early-as in before he ever went to the cabin in the first place! so he has to stop the original ash in a chainsaw duel, go back in time and start all over again, its real confusing, FREAKS IS FINALLY COMING OUT ON DVD! with 3 alternate endings and an all-new documentary, theres an interview with the master of J-HORROR taka ichise and it talks about how we remade RINGU into THE RING and how now we're remaking JU-ON into THE GRUDGE, steven spielbergs DUEL is finally coming out on dvd, and there is also a 4-disc version of lucio fulcis ZOMBIE cooming out. everything else (i.e. exorcist 4, the vilage...) you probably already know enough about.
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[26 May 2004|02:49pm]

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You'd Think After Hundreds of Years of Living . . . You'd be a Lot Less Dramatic. [26 May 2004|04:47am]

Van Helsing

Was it just me, or did anyone else find everybody in this movie to be way too super melodramatic.

Don't get me wrong, I thought it was very entertaining and didn't mind paying money to see it.

In particular, the Vampire Women. Every little thing sent these girls into shrilling Cries and made them claw helplessly at the air or fly away all disgusted and hurt. Honestly I think in one scene two of them do it for like 3 minutes straight through.

You'd think after 400 years of life, you'd be a little less dramatic and a lot more cynical or something.

"Oh darn, my vampire babies died again . . . well that makes 50 batches now that's gone sour. This really sucks."

But it was a good entertaining movie though, I do recommend it.
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357 [06 May 2004|04:11pm]

at blockbuster you can rent 3 films for 5 pounds for 7 nights. seemed like a good idea, but finding 3 good films in there proved to be a difficult task. ended up with:

cube 2: i liked this one, very different feel to cube and plays around with multidimensional ideas. cube is better tho.

rollerball (2002 remake): why? why do this? at least it had slipknot and some street luge.

swimfan: american teen flick.
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[04 May 2004|11:08am]

Shaun of the Dad is very silly. Funny, but you won't lose anything by renting it on video rather than seeing it at the cinema. You might lose a lot by being American, but then again, maybe not.
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[03 Apr 2004|02:10pm]

Thirteen Ghosts is a very stupid film.

In a Willy-Wonka meets Hellraiser Disney-fest of a horror film.

It's your call.
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Help! [31 Mar 2004|05:45am]


Now that I have your attention...Collapse )

It was Crap-tacular! [23 Mar 2004|08:13pm]

[ mood | bitchy ]

Hey, have any of you seen the movie "Cold Creek Manor" with Denis Quaid, Sharon Stone, and Stephen Dorff.

Yeah, another wonderful movie to come out of the studio system. I do have to give it some props for making me laugh my ass off when the innocent family (Quaid, Stone, and their unknown actor kids) was attacked by a hoard of snakes--all hailing from at least three different hemispheres and not indiginous to Up-state New York. I think Stephen Dorff must've been the owner of some reptile zoo or something. But, oh my god, Quaid and Stone had some goofy reactions to the whole thing. You should rent it just for that scene, it was hilarious--I really hope that was what the filmakers intended.

Oh yeah, a very ironic part when Denny Quaid yells, "Get out of my House!" and then pushes the evil villian through a sky light where he plummets and dies from the fall--INSIDE THE FRIGGIN HOUSE.

And Juliet Lewis as a dirty, trailer-trash hussy, who falls for the wrong man . . . . yeah, big stretch in acting there, Juliet.

The only other redeeming quality besides the comedy (intended or not) was Stephen Dorff's half naked, shiny tanned body prancing around half the movie.

There, I've said my piece. I hope I didn't offend anyone . . . if you have any comments please submit them in writing to the branch office. Thanks For your Cooperation.

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the end is nigh [27 Feb 2004|12:44pm]

so it is going to end. on 26 march ft will be replaced with a metal night. surely that is not legal. anyway, people will be there tonight, including me.
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I hate! [25 Feb 2004|04:00pm]

[ mood | bouncy ]

Abandon with Katie Holms and a doppleganger of Keith Ledger (Looks like him, but in a weird quasi-pseudo kind of way).

Really bad movie, I wanted to gouge my eyes in the first thirty minutes.

I love the quote in response to a drug consumption question, "No, he doesn't even drink caffinee because he doesn't want to damage the instrument . . . " (Not the exact quote, I'm paraphrasing, but you get the jist !^_^!).

Now, let us analyze this. Instrument could refer to his genitals, but good ol' Katie was talking to his parents about him missing in action. So probably not.

How bout the voice maybe he's a singer. Caffinee does nothing to the vocal chords nor was the man an actual singer, he was more of a tree hugging Earth liberator.

So, that phrase to me is an absolute mystery, if you can decypher it, please feel free. And if you want a bigger task, try figuring out what creepy library girl is telling the cop when he interigates her. Good luck with that one.

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Worst Film Ever made! [23 Feb 2004|09:53pm]

[ mood | bitchy ]

Okay, so I'm new to the group and I would just like to say hey to everyone and what not.

Now, first off, I have to say that the worst movie ever made would have to be "Cabin Fever." It was absolutely totally inane and just down right wrong. Especially when the girl was shaving her bruised and sore filled legs with a razor. I wanted to gag. The jokes were terrible and made no sense. Of course like all movies, one has to suspend some disbelief in order to keep watching, but for the ENTIRE movie!!!! Come on!!!!!

Even the sex scenes were just absolutely wrong! I hadn't felt that bad since Watching "28 Days Later."

Me and my friends tend to watch tons of movies, and if you ever want to save yourself from such terribleness, just ask. We mostly focus on bad horror films, but then again when discriminate! There are tons of really wrong movies in the world to make fun of.

There have been several occassions in which all of us wanted to commit mass suicide after viewing such movies. And yes we occassionly give heart wretching suicide notes to the movie rental places, sometimes getting a few laughs . . . most of the time getting in trouble. But . . . there must be a voice out in the world to speak out against such trash.

Wow, just call me mister grumpy. If you want to agree or disagree, feel free. But don't be violent, I'm such a puss!!!!

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[04 Feb 2004|01:20pm]

[ mood | amused ]

hmmm so What is up with pinhead ... i mean .. how did he get all those pins in his head.. and if he can do that to himself... just think about what he could do to you........
so *why do horror movies always have positive (heart-filled) messages they try to get across about in enitrely different ways?..
-i mean you wouldn't be able to tell with all the blood splashing up in yo' face .. but if you really stop to think about it... who else is gonna give you your own rhythm?

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[04 Nov 2003|02:28pm]

went to see cabin fever for the second time last week. it is good indeed. wasn't quite as strange as the first time i saw it. thing i don't like about the cinema is when there's a bunch of kids talking thru the film. people are stupid.
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